Welcome to the Edge!

Last updated on September 10, 2003

For those of you new to the site, welcome to my lair. If you've been here before, you can skip to the real content here. I've been building a little spider web in this corner of the Internet for some time, although it's collecting more dust than visitors. Well, it's time to put things back in motion and breathe some life into this stifling little space.

This site is rated PG-13

Most of the content is tame enough, especially the humor and gaming sections, but you will find an occasional s-bomb in a movie review or the site with my old high school theatre days.

Much of this site is still under construction, but it's getting added to and updated more often than it appears. I've just recently posted a new HTML tutorial; it's still being worked on, but it's enough to get you up and running with a basic page or two. Eventually, you may find a Java tutorial, but let's deal with life as it comes, OK?

Old Movie Reviews!

I used to have this pitched as "new movie reviews", but let's face it: most of these flicks were pre-2000. I'm talking about fare like Pitch Black and The Whole Nine Yards! Follow the links below to see the amazingly outdated and opinionated movie reviews. Maybe someday I'll get back into a theatre...

Here's how the site breaks down:
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News

What's the world coming to? What the @#$$%! is going on? Find out here as I do a weekly recap of all the news you need to keep yourself informed. 		Picture of Greek building, the Parthenon

My vacation to Greece

My wife and I took a trip to Greece for our 10th wedding anniversary. Witness firsthand my contribution to the destruction of one of the world's oldest cultures.
A great rivalry, Warren Sapp and Brett Favre

Sports

Ok, Ok, so it's only my picks for pro football. So what? It's the only real pro sport worth watching, and college games just don't get it done (except women's volleyball and UND-Grand Forks hockey) 		Graphic for gaming link

Gaming

Whether it's dice games or RPG's, here are some tips, reviews, and rules to live by
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Reviews

What penny-ante website doesn't offer you movie reviews? Most of these are extremely outdated, but should be updated soon. 		The greatest mind knew how to play; Einstein sticking his tongue out

The "official" humor section

Although this entire site is just a little tongue-in-cheek, this is where the actual humorous documents are. I brought these over from my last web site, but only kept the ones I thought were the best. Have fun!
And when you're bored with everything else on this site, send me an email with suggestions for improvement, content, etc. In return, I will provide you with a suggestion (heh, heh, heh).
If you are reading this print, you are entirely too anal. It's not a legal disclaimer or anything; I just wanted to see what kind of control-freak monkey would waste their time picking apart a fine print section at the bottom of a private web page. Still reading? Get a life!