Mini-movie reviews
No director/producer/writer babble, no giving away of endings, no "gimme's" to my favorite actors.
Bottom line: my opinion of whether or not a movie is worth your time.
I'm sick of ads that tell me a movie was produced by the guy who did this or directed by the guy who did that... Just tell me what this movie is about, idiot! I don't care why it's a good movie, I just want to know whether or not I'll be interested in the plot line. What is with this belief that, regardless of the story, I will enjoy what is being presented based on the people in it? Prime example: Dudley Dooright. If you wasted your money on that stinker, you are probably pretty cheesed that they billed it up as the next "George of the Jungle". Well, I can dispense with all that and just tell you whether or not I liked it and why.
As a final line in each review, I'll give you my recommendations for viewing each movie. Keep in mind that I'm very tight with my money. I was so poor growing up, my mom and I would put homemade popcorn in ziploc bags and smuggle that and Shasta pop into the 99 cent movies. I still have that mentality, and have problems reconciling the cost of a movie ticket for most of the crap in theatres today.
Most current reviews are always on top, and I'm not sure how far back I'll let the archives grow.
These reviews are lame! Get me back to the main page!
